Crumby Capers? Oh, yes, that is most fitting. You see,
it was in Central Park in New York City that Patrick
first approached Grace--after having watched her for
several days--and gave her instructions on the proper
way to feed the birds. How? Why it is elementary, my
dear Watson! You feed them bread crumbs. That way
they won't leave a mess in the park from the sunflower
seed shells like they did when Grace fed them. It was
definitely a crumby situation, right from the start.
When things start at the bottom, there is only one way
to go: up. Unless you end up homeless and running away
from home, "And at my age!" Grace gasped as she
turned to Patrick for help.